“Somewhere there is a normal person living a normal life and yet experiencing it through the thoughts and feelings of one who is more Kanye than Kanye.”
“And her freckles converging like traffic with the sudden slight smile that appears now, and the nape of her neck like some alabaster vase God dammit.”
Some goofs from the road with Lizzy Acker, Malena Magnolia and Evan Hume!
“You need a dollar, a twelve pack of beer, a gram of coke… and a whip!”
Ryan Houlihan talks about Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne, parents’ crushes, social media etiquette and more!
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“Deadpool meets Osmosis Jones meets treason”
An unspeakable thrill ride. You’ll find shock… horror… lust… and wild excitement!
“Yeah, there was no shortage of slave girls at those GWAR-B-Qs.”
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