Who would Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson use as his Pokemon Go buddy?
“It just sucks because this was supposed to be a vacation for me. I work so hard and I just wanted a nice weekend where I hunt a man.”
“Hi minorities, I’m just like you.”
Another roundup, baby!!
Do some laughing with these goofballs in the next few weeks, why don’t you
“One night I progressively got ready for bed while hosting an open mic, changing into my pajamas in between sets”
Honoring what now passes as excellence in Journalism and the Arts
“There’s a thrilling world of comedy in this city I want to impose myself on and share with you”
I’m sure you’re asking what I would provide your darling children as their formal caretaker.
It was inspired by “that scene in Swordfish where Hugh Hackman hacks for two straight minutes while drinking wine and shouting, ‘No, no, no! Wait– yes!'”