What I’m Hoping to See on the Saturday Night Live Premiere
Here’s what we’re hoping to see on Saturday night.
Minions of Christ
“I was driving home from the last night of teaching this fucking class for the fucking summer when I hit a fucking deer and killed it.”
I Didn’t Like Stranger Things. Ask Me Anything
“Maybe you don’t have the sense of wonder to appreciate a show like this.”
The Tusk and Friends “Stranger Things” Movie Marathon Party!
Stranger Things is our only source of happiness in a world where “dumpster fire” has been overused to the point of cliché.
9 Times You Were Basically Danny DeVito
I was thinking about you in relation to DeVito and I figured I’d put together a definitive list of the times he reminded me of you.
Hire Me, Hollywood! #2: Casey Childers Fundraiser Perk Edition
Hire us, Hollywood!
These 10 Classic 30 Rock Moments Are All I Have to Offer
No creativity required on my end.
Some Notes on the “M&M’s” Characters
“Red lashes out at Yellow, but his anger is clearly directed inwards.”
Garrett the Regular Reindeer Speaks at an Event Honoring his Famous Brother
Here’s to all that great work you’ve done pointing your face, brother. Pointing your face and moving in the direction it’s pointing.
Maybe Sharing My Weird Theory About Family Matters Will Keep Me From Thinking About My Ex
“Some people think distractions keeps you from dealing with your problems but I think it’s all right, I think having a distraction is the first step in moving on.”
The Tusk 