Miri and the Manly Metronome
Miri had never been dry humped so much in her whole life.
The Chickencoop of Terror
“Why stop at a chicken?” said Dopey Mope Mope.
If I Were a Cat
If I were a cat, I think I’d feel nothing but disdain for other cats who wasted their time hunting birds.
A Debate about the Forest’s Most Important Animals
The deer, the bear, and the wolf, obviously.
Let’s Throw Shade at Animals
Some animals need to be taken down a peg.
Wild Creatures
“I didn’t say the perfectly natural comeback, which is of course, ‘Why are we talking about what I could charge for sex when you have to rape people to have any?'”
The Tusk 