How to Talk to a Woman Whose Child Is Being Held for Ransom

Only a worthwhile venture if there are no women without children being held for ransom around, or else if she’s smoking hot.

The Hamburglar’s Wife

He left in a rush after hearing an ad for the new McDonald’s Sirloin Third Pound Burger on the radio, and Victoria knew the day of reckoning had come at last.

Athens: A Low Summit

A story of love and international crime.

Well, Pot is Lame Now

Maybe you can use those rolling papers to write yourself little reminders or something, because marijuana sucks now.

Maybe Speculating about the New Marvel Movies Will Distract Us from All the Tragedy

One piece of news this past week that wasn’t unspeakably heartbreaking– the announcement of new Marvel movie release dates!!

A Conversation about Craigslist Casual Encounters

The Internet equivalent of a yard sale at a haunted mansion.

Everyone / Eventually: Seven Circles of Hell in the East Bay (Circle Six)

The following is part six in a seven-part series about two disastrous years in the author’s life. We post a new installment every Monday. In this…