Should I Get Into Sports?

“Bringing up George Saunders as an ice breaker when I was in school getting an MFA worked like a charm, but in the real world people want to know what you think about Tom Brady.”

Dick-Gate: Deflated Footballs and Typewriting Monkeys

Political historians never talk about the impressive size of Richard Nixon’s throbbing cock.

Check Out this Pre-Murder O.J. Simpson Thing I Found

“He is kidding with the blond. He kids a lot. His eyes are impish and a grin splits his face.”