How to Survive a Shooting Rampage

Pre-shoot yourself before leaving the house, so any gunmen will think they already got you and move on.

Who Got Shot

Listen, Who knows exactly what we have to do to end the violence.

New Refutations of Pro-Gun Arguments

Here are some new responses to pro-gun arguments that might be a little more emotionally satisfying.

Time to Stop Mincing Words About Gun Control

“I feel like I’m fucking drowning in bullshit like three times a day.”