Eight Celebrities and who Their Pokemon Go! Buddies Would Be
Who would Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson use as his Pokemon Go buddy?
Hands
When first I sat down, it was with the intention of beginning an adaptation of “The Most Dangerous Game.”
Miri and the Manly Metronome
Miri had never been dry humped so much in her whole life.
Tourists
“She wonders if they are going to swim despite the odds, then reads on: the ladder isn’t to be used for swimming but for emergency purposes.”
An Article I Hope Someone Writes About Me in the Future
“I’m Still the Best and All You Kids Today Are Doing It Wrong.”
Fiction First Friday: “When Cronus Met Tartarus” by Casey Childers
“It ends with you in a Target parking lot, crying.”
I’m Going to Write a Murakami Novel
Tom Batten isn’t setting out to just write any novel– he’s setting out to write a Haruki Murakami novel.
Fiction First Friday: “Parents” by E.S.O. Martin
“I read in Lotus magazine that scientists have proven that table salt is seventy percent sodium chloride.”
On Artistic Success
Why is there an awful poet on this train?
More Spam Email Poetry
Compiled by Evan Hume.
The Tusk 