Who would Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson use as his Pokemon Go buddy?
When first I sat down, it was with the intention of beginning an adaptation of “The Most Dangerous Game.”
Miri had never been dry humped so much in her whole life.
“She wonders if they are going to swim despite the odds, then reads on: the ladder isn’t to be used for swimming but for emergency purposes.”
“I’m Still the Best and All You Kids Today Are Doing It Wrong.”
“It ends with you in a Target parking lot, crying.”
Tom Batten isn’t setting out to just write any novel– he’s setting out to write a Haruki Murakami novel.
“I read in Lotus magazine that scientists have proven that table salt is seventy percent sodium chloride.”
Why is there an awful poet on this train?
Compiled by Evan Hume.