“When it was over, there had been a small amount of poison left that Lucy kept on a cocktail napkin on her shelf.”
With Madonna Refugia!
Some goofs from the road with Lizzy Acker, Malena Magnolia and Evan Hume!
“I just figured out the clean break! I am the patron saint of rejection!”
“You need a dollar, a twelve pack of beer, a gram of coke… and a whip!”
How to Tell if Your Girlfriend is Secretly an Ant Colony Piloting a Human Body and Also Losing Interest in You
Is your bae always too busy for you because she’s “tunneling”?
Ryan Houlihan talks about Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne, parents’ crushes, social media etiquette and more!
Our friend Katherine gives us advice and goes on at length about her favorite cartoon bird.
“Every woman I’ve ever looked up to is alone, but if you leave me, I’ll die.”
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