Poison

“When it was over, there had been a small amount of poison left that Lucy kept on a cocktail napkin on her shelf.”

Invitation to Love Episode 28: Woke Disney

With Madonna Refugia!

Invitation to Love Episode 26: Mystical Stuff

Some goofs from the road with Lizzy Acker, Malena Magnolia and Evan Hume!

Heroin Johnny

“I just figured out the clean break! I am the patron saint of rejection!”

Invitation to Love Episode 25: How to Have Cybersex on the Internet

“You need a dollar, a twelve pack of beer, a gram of coke… and a whip!”

How to Tell if Your Girlfriend is Secretly an Ant Colony Piloting a Human Body and Also Losing Interest in You

Is your bae always too busy for you because she’s “tunneling”?

Invitation to Love Episode 24: You Can’t Use Some Old Chewed-Up Gum to Fix a Jalopy

Ryan Houlihan talks about Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne, parents’ crushes, social media etiquette and more!

Invitation to Love Episode 23: Because There Are No Other Ducks

Our friend Katherine gives us advice and goes on at length about her favorite cartoon bird.

Calling Emily D

“Every woman I’ve ever looked up to is alone, but if you leave me, I’ll die.”

Invitation to Love Episode 22: “Love is a Lie for Suckers”

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