Tickling is Torture, or I went to Comic-Con and All I Got Was a Bunch of Cell Phone Photos that Misrepresent Reality

“Another group of attractive women hand out packs of Trolli Sour Brite WEIRD BEARDS (gummi candies shaped like NBA player James Harden).”

How Does Health Insurance Work, Anyway?

“When I was a kid I thought it was one of those incredibly complicated things only moms and politicians understood. I now fear that it’s one of those things nobody understands.”

My First Polygraph

Is my name what my name is? Is my age what my age is? Is my father’s name what my father’s name is?