Sports Commentators Analyze An Interaction I Just Had

“That’s a lot of pressure, Terry.”

Should I Get Into Sports?

“Bringing up George Saunders as an ice breaker when I was in school getting an MFA worked like a charm, but in the real world people want to know what you think about Tom Brady.”

Here’s a Found Poem Made from Tim McCarver’s Baseball Commentary

“We have seen more broken bats this post-season / Kindling for the winter.”

Hey Olympics, I Love You But All This National Pride Is Bringing Me Down

The Olympics are great and fun and positive. But do they have to be all about national pride?