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25 Thoughts on Turning 25

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In honor of my 25th birthday here are 25 thoughts I’ve had in the last 3 years.

  1. WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!
  2. I can afford to go out to eat once a week! Without having to scrounge my pockets for change! I’m an adult!
  3. How does anyone figure out what they want to do with their lives?
  4. Is there any way to facilitate my dream of getting paid to lay in bed and eat snacks while binge watching TV all day?
  5. Buying this $200 Ikea bedframe is the biggest commitment I have ever made in my life.
  6. I’m going to join a band!  How do you join a band? Do you just start asking people if you can be in their band? I’m not going to join a band.
  7. I AM YOUNG AND I CAN DO ANYTHING
  8. IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME TO EVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING
  9. I am too old to be a child prodigy.
  10. How do people afford to have children?
  11. I’m too fucking old for this.
  12. I’m too young for this.
  13. Do I actually like the things I like?
  14. Taylor Swift is the same age as me; why am I not Taylor Swift?
  15. Why is taking care of yourself so lonely?
  16. Some people make enough money that someday they will be able to own a home
  17. I feel positive that I will never ever make enough money that I could ever own anything more expensive than this stupidly expensive computer in my lap.
  18. This computer provides me with all the comfort and joy I need in life, it was totally worth it
  19. If I start living solely on popcorn I might be able to save up money to buy a car and pay for car insurance.
  20. I have no skills and am qualified for nothing.
  21. I called to make my own doctor AND dentist appointment; LOOK HOW GROWN UP I AM!
  22. I want my mom.
  23. Income-based repayment plan means my student loans aren’t real and do not exist, right?
  24. Am I too old to shop at Forever 21?
  25. I’m turning 25, please give me more money than usual this year.

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