Ten Best Places to Buy a House

Deciding where to live in 2017 is more dangerous than ever.

The Ten Best Places to Buy a House

Deciding to buy a house in 2017 is a big decision. Deciding where to buy a house can be even trickier. Is there a good school…

Eight Celebrities and who Their Pokemon Go! Buddies Would Be

Who would Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson use as his Pokemon Go buddy?

On Fistfights with Friends

Here’s the thing about fights: They’re stupid. Logic goes out the door, and with it, civility, language and by virtue, a chunk of our identity.

I Have an Accent Mark in My Name and I am Voting for Trump [Sponsored Content]

“Hi minorities, I’m just like you.”

Fantasy Responses to My Election as President of the United States

“Hey, let’s not have sex again for the duration of his term in office, okay?”

Great Disasters in the History of Fast Food Promotion

All your faves have failed at one point or another.

Hold Your Fire

On buying a cool vintage t-shirt.

Minions of Christ

“I was driving home from the last night of teaching this fucking class for the fucking summer when I hit a fucking deer and killed it.”

Shake the Palsied Heart

“Any upright vigil can be attended by the mess that takes time to read.”