What the Member of One Direction You Would Choose to Liquefy and Drink Says About You
People think of you as warm, kind, and thoughtful. You’ve got a smile that lights up a room, and no one suspects your dark secret—an insatiable thirst for liquefied human flesh.
You’re a bit of a joker, the kind of person others mention with a roll of their eyes. You love teasing, pranks, and carousing with your close friends. Friendship is important to you, in fact. You rely on your friends. You’re extremely loyal. You’d never do anything to put your friendships at risk, unless you had to. Unless someone came too close to the truth, started asking the wrong questions
There are three things that make your life worth living—the spotlight, flirting, and garnishing a large frosted mug of human blood with eyeballs fresh from the skull.
You’re a soulful person who often feels caught between an urge to be at the center of the action or off in the distance, observing. You love to observe. For you, that’s the best part. The watching—getting to know someone’s routine, getting a feel for their life. You’re not like they say, some savage animal. There’s nothing savage about what you do. You watch, you study, and come to understand. When the time for observation ends, when the time for action begins, it’s a gift you are giving them. You take their pain and make it your own, a beautiful mutual sacrifice. You give their lives—their sad, dreary lives—meaning by transforming them into fuel for a creature of such awful power.
Niall is the smallest member of the group by volume, so choosing him means you’re probably on a diet.
One Response to “What the Member of One Direction You Would Choose to Liquefy and Drink Says About You”
😂 this is amazing…