What I’m Hoping to See on the Saturday Night Live Premiere
Here’s what we’re hoping to see on Saturday night.
Fantasy Responses to My Election as President of the United States
“Hey, let’s not have sex again for the duration of his term in office, okay?”
How to Talk to a Woman Whose Child Is Being Held for Ransom
Only a worthwhile venture if there are no women without children being held for ransom around, or else if she’s smoking hot.
Great Disasters in the History of Fast Food Promotion
All your faves have failed at one point or another.
Minions of Christ
“I was driving home from the last night of teaching this fucking class for the fucking summer when I hit a fucking deer and killed it.”
I Didn’t Like Stranger Things. Ask Me Anything
“Maybe you don’t have the sense of wonder to appreciate a show like this.”
The 2019 Pulitzer Prize Winners Announcement
Honoring what now passes as excellence in Journalism and the Arts
EXCLUSIVE! LEAKED SCRIPT PAGES FROM CAPTAIN AMERICA #2!
“If you thought twitter was gross last time, hold onto your butts for what’s coming next.”
The Official Tusk 2016 Summer Movie Outrage Forecast
Here’s what the Internet will look like between now and September.
You Should Watch that Show Louis CK Went Broke Making (But Really, Don’t Let Me Tell You What to Do)
This is auteur television at its most auteur-y.
The Tusk 