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19 Disney Movies That Sound Made-Up But Aren’t

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The following are excerpted from “List of Walt Disney Pictures films” on Wikipedia.

1. Darby O’Gill and the Little People

2. The Littlest Horse Thief

3. Savage Sam

4. The Misadventures of Merlin Jones

5. A Tiger Walks

6. The Monkey’s Uncle

7. The Ugly Dachsund

8. Monkeys, Go Home!

9. The Gnome-Mobile

10. Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar

11. The Happiest Millionaire

12. The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band

13. The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit

14. The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

15. The Boatniks

16. The Barefoot Executive

17. The Biscuit Eater

18. Superdad

19. One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing

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1966, writer’s room for Walt Disney’s Wonderful World of Color

CIGAR-CHOMPING PRODUCER: We gotta tighten this shit up. There’s no excuse for these numbers. Someone’s gonna get shitcanned. One of you pieces-a-shit is never working in this town again. You! Johnson! Pitch me something now or your family starves!

JOHNSON: What if, uh– uh– uh– a goldfish was a doctor?!

Johnson starts sobbing, then dry heaving, until he realizes everyone else in the room has commenced a sincere slow clap.

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