In case you missed the last batch of Taylor Swifties, they are a modern take on Tom Swifties, an old form of word play. I write one a day, so here are some of my favorites from the last couple of months.
“I’ll take ketchup and mustard on my hot dog,” said Tay, frankly.
“I can’t believe he took my teddy back!” said Tay, unbearably.
“I’m SHOCKED!” said Tay, ecstatically.
“Is this guitar too pink?” Tay fretted.
“Shit, I can’t remember what groceries I was going to get!” said Tay, listlessly.
“Well, at least I was wearing underwear,” said Tay, briefly.
“Oh no! I just remembered I’m gluten intolerant!” said Tay, with a flourish.
“I’m so sorry I didn’t get back to you, I never got your text,” said Tay, phonily.
“This beer is fine, but I much prefer whiskey,” thought Tay, wryly.
“Just let me take your picture!” Tay snapped.
“I guess you could say I’m a pretty big hockey fan,” said Tay, puckishly.
“This flat is nice, but it’s just not big enough for all of us,” said Tay, aptly.
“Of course I’m not high,” said Tay, bluntly.