10 Ways to Justify Staying in Bed All Day to Watch Orange is the New Black Instead of Socializing
By Savannah WC,
- There are spoilers hiding in every corner of the internet just waiting to ruin the season for you, the faster you see it the better.
- What will you even talk about with your friends if you haven’t seen it?
- Lol, just kidding, you don’t have friends, all the more reason to stay in bed.
- You’re saving money by not leaving the house and only eating popcorn!
- You deserve a break after those four long hours of socializing yesterday.
- You have allergies! You’re not sneezing or stuffy or anything but you feel really lazy. That’s a symptom, right?
- You can clean your room while watching! And fold your laundry! See? Watching OITNB is productive after all.
- It’s too hot to do anything that involves moving.
- Everyone else is doing it! And yes, if everyone else jumped off a bridge, you probably would too, what can you say? You’re sort of a pushover.
- You just fucking want to.
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