QUIZ: Are You the “Hitler” of Your Friend Group?
Every friend group has one! The “Hitler,” the one that plays by his or her own (fascist) rules. The excitable one who pounds his or her fist on the table speechifying about politics. The one who looooooves the Olympics. Is it you? Find out by taking our quiz!
When you play the game Risk, do you become suicidal if you start to lose?
Yes: +1 No: 0
Do you frequently wear outfits that involve epaulets and arm bands?
Yes: +8 No: -4
Would you describe your art career as “just not going the way I’d always imagined it would go”?
Yes: +11 No: -9
Do you have notable facial hair? Like maybe you and a comedian who makes fun of you are the only people who happen to have that same ‘stache?
Yes: +2 No: 0
Are you sickly?
Yes: +5 No: -3
Do you have a fondness for German shepherds?
Yes: +7 No: 0
Are you into what most people would consider “weird stuff in the sack”?
Yes: +100 No:+2
Are you more devoted to your mother than everyone you know, even your dad?
Yes: +12 No:-4
Now tally up your answers!
Less than zero:
Sorry buddy, Hitler you ain’t!
Zero to 7:
Probably not. But you do have some tendencies that mean if the real Hitler of your friend group dies in a bunker, you might be next in line!
Over 7:
Congratulations! You’re the Hitler of your friend group!
By Nate Waggoner and Lizzy Acker
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