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Posts by The Tusk

Ten Best Places to Buy a House

Deciding where to live in 2017 is more dangerous than ever.


I’m Sorry I Tried to Hunt You for Sport

“It just sucks because this was supposed to be a vacation for me. I work so hard and I just wanted a nice weekend where I hunt a man.”


“When it was over, there had been a small amount of poison left that Lucy kept on a cocktail napkin on her shelf.”