Ten Best Places to Buy a House

Deciding where to live in 2017 is more dangerous than ever.

I’m Sorry I Tried to Hunt You for Sport

“It just sucks because this was supposed to be a vacation for me. I work so hard and I just wanted a nice weekend where I hunt a man.”

On Fistfights with Friends

Here’s the thing about fights: They’re stupid. Logic goes out the door, and with it, civility, language and by virtue, a chunk of our identity.

I Have an Accent Mark in My Name and I am Voting for Trump [Sponsored Content]

“Hi minorities, I’m just like you.”

Hold Your Fire

On buying a cool vintage t-shirt.

Fleetwood Mac Friday #17: Hole’s “Gold Dust Woman”

Courtney Love meets Stevie Nicks, what could be more witchy and magical?

Poison

“When it was over, there had been a small amount of poison left that Lucy kept on a cocktail napkin on her shelf.”

Shake the Palsied Heart

“Any upright vigil can be attended by the mess that takes time to read.”

Reality Radio

“Livin’ a dream, ain’t it? Well, livin’ a nightmare actually…”

Veteran of the Psychic Wars

“It was hard to tell at almost-nineteen what was normal and what was specific to the excruciating silences of the relationships in my family.”