When I was growing up my family would sit around and come up with Tom Swifties. Being the nerd that I am, I loved them. In the hopes of making Tom Swifties cool again (were they ever?), I’ve tried putting a modern spin on them:
“I’m pretty into redheads” said Tay, gingerly.
“Someone is pulling the wool over your eyes,” said Tay, sheepishly.
“Do you even know how to drive stick shift?” asked Tay, automatically.
“Seems the only one who doesn’t see your beauty is the face in the mirror looking back at you,” Tay reflected.
“I could read David Foster Wallace forever,” Tay jested.
“Alohomora my heart,” Tay said, charmingly.
“I’ve never been anywhere as cold as you,” said Taylor, icily.
“You were always so fucking dull,” said Taylor, sharply.
“But waffles do,” said Tay, surreptitiously.