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Eight Celebrities and who Their Pokemon Go! Buddies Would Be

Pokemon Go! recently updated so that a user can now choose one of their Pokemon as a companion as they walk around playing the game. We don’t know if any of these famous people are playing Pokemon Go, but we think we have a pretty good idea of who their buddies would be:

1. Ta-Nehisi Coates – Metapod.

I went to look at my Metapod’s stats and it said, “Your only attacks are STRUGGLE and HARDEN.” This guy is clearly a low-key literary genius.


2. Taylor Swift – Jigglypuff

Adorable, a good singer, but ultimately untrustworthy.

Taylor Swift arrives at the 2015 Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Saturday, Feb. 7, 2015, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision/AP)



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4. Barack Obama – Meowth.

A witty, detached voice of reason who always finds himself working with and abetting incompetent villains.

President Barack Obama is photographed during a presidential portrait sitting for an official photo in the Oval Office, Dec. 6, 2012.  (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


5. Neil DeGrasse Tyson – Psyduck.

Having an impossible amount of knowledge in his brain has turned him into a ridiculous goof.


6. Kelsey Grammer – Cubone, because the reasons he’s a pompous weirdo are actually really sad.


7. Donald Trump – Muk

I fought a Muk in the game once and it threw a damn trash can at me. Like, how is that even allowed? He’s seemingly unstoppable despite just being a pile of slime.






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